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| jira |
Posted
on 01-Apr-03 07:37 AM
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Raat ko kareeb tyastai 9 bajey. Bhoosh ka Sapariwaar TV herera basi ra chan. chori bhoosh haru tala chakati ma, aama ra ba bhoosh haru chai maathi sophama birajmaan hunuhuncha. Akasmaath dhoka kholcha dhyangga...
aama bhoosh - Ko?
Nepathya - ma
Ba bhoosh - ko ma?
Nepathya - Shhhhh!! ma bhanya ma...
Sano chhori bhoosh - ba..binla uncle, mailey chini sakey..dari..lay
Ba bhoosh - kaha kaha khojina mailey, manchey lai chainey dukkha diyera
Binla - bhako thaam ma herya bhaye po ta..ma tein ta thie ni
Ba bhoosh - tien bhanya ka?
Binla - woota gharma
Bhoosh - tyai woota ko sahu lai liyera khojya ta honi
Binla - la....sahu byapari manchey ..tapai lai jhookkayo jasto cha
Binla - aba sahu ra ma ta saddhai tyo 1 maina jati puraan sunna jani
Ba bhoosh - sahu lay malai dhoka dyo ta tyaso bhey?
(Binla tawuko hallyera ho bhancha)
Thuli chori bhoosh - uncle arko barsha wizard bata khelnoos hai, jordan ritier bhayesi, height pugcha
Ba bhoosh - nakara...NY ma dunk garya jasto ho.
Binla - ke bhanchan yini haru?
Ba bhoosh - khale kai kura cha ni yiniharulai jailey pani
Aama bhoosh - tyo poko ke ni pheri? woota rakhnnos
Binla - kyai chaina..woont ko pani ra mero lugaphato, ma boki ranchu saath mai
Ba bhoosh - tyai saath mai bokesi ta jhan darlagdo ni tapaiharuko ta..
Ba bhoosh - la hera yasto maja ko hunudo recha, hamley ta janu bho bhanthanya
Binla - Allah ho Akbar...hehehe ( dari samatera hascha)
Ba bhoosh - bekkar ma rieseibi garera ma sanga?
Binla - aba wooranthyawula keta haru..ghumayera matra lya bhanya..jotecychan
Aama bhoosh - chainey kaam garya ho ra ewuta!!!
(Binla khissa hascha man nalagi nalagi)
Binla - ma ta ghoomna aako, janey haina tya?
Ba bhoosh - yee...yiniharulay dekhya chan anek anek ( chhori haru patti ishara garcha)
Scene 2
Ba bhoosh - tyo dinar chaldaina hya, quarter khasalnoos
Binla - ma ta chinda ni chindinia khai!... alikati keta haru lay dya thiye
Binla - waa bhai...burka ta chaina ni?
Ba bhoosh - hyaaaa....aba tapaiharuko jasto ho..beijjati ko ghar
hehehehehehehe ( binla pheri hascha ) - gajjab cha bujhno bho
Scene 3 (Gaadi ma)
Voice - babu chinis?
Ba bhoosh - ko?...ba!!
Ba bhoosh - hera hera jhookkako malai sojho payera...
Ba ko ni ba bhoosh - hehehehehe, Aja April phool babu!!, arulay ni jhookawulaan tunlai
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| DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) |
Posted
on 01-Apr-03 10:27 AM
Jira!! April phoool...re...
jamana ma HVMma april phoool manayeko yaad aayo..ajkal ta je le pani yad sibya aaundaina ba...
tyo naxalko schoolko dhoka bhitra chirna pa china, " Talai ta Sabitri missle khojdai cha" , bhane pachi rato ra nilo mukh laudai janthe , sabitri missko kothama, darai darai, tyo Dorm muniko sabitri missko kothama..ani missle "hoina , maile khojeko chaina timilai' bhanda runche hanso hasadai aauthe bahira, aachi pantma jhareko anuhar laudai..
ani sabai bhela bhayera yekai swarle " APRIL FOOL"...
yad cha jira dai lai..hehe
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| Deep |
Posted
on 01-Apr-03 10:43 AM
tyo HVM ko [naxal school] tinko dhoka bata chhirna saath ali kati oralo oralo jasto chha ni....tyaha ita pani chhapya thyo kyare....hatar bhaira bela ma tya ek choti ye ye bhanda bhandai chiplera.....
Dhumbadai sabitri miss ko prakop ma bela bela ma fasne garya thyo ki ke ho?
Jiradai le "natak" lekhe chha aaja feri kun sur ma ho....
"..ajkal ta je le pani yad sibya aaundaina ba... " Dhumba dai...Jiradaile bhanya yo budheskal lageko lakshyan ho rey....
kathai!
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| DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) |
Posted
on 01-Apr-03 11:21 AM
hahaha!! deep dai ! jamanako kura yad garna lai budho hunu pardaina....
Sabitri missko kura garda Sabitri missle naramro sanga betko ko sirkanale haneko cha ..malai hoina..lagna ta malai ni lageko thiyo samatera, tara ma lai chai khali hapkayo matrai..arulai chahi diyo danak naramro sanga..
ani bihana bihana miss haru lai dekhne bittikaai "Goodmorning " bhandai hand shake garnu parthyo.. kya naram naram haat hamro miss haruko pheri..missharu pani chwaak chwak, English padhaune Rajeshwari miss ta jhan chwakni...tinko classma jahile pani jhagada first bencham basna lai..asahl bidyarthi bhayera ho ra.. rajeshwri missko padhaune style nai testai..fisrt benchko deskma na dheppikana ta padhaunai nasakne..kya babal..katiiko nak phuteko cha tyo rajeshwari missle garera..ani rish uthyo bhane chahi " STAND UP! on the bench " bhanera ubhinu parthyo Benchmathi , aafu matrai,linthinga, class nasidhiunjel..
Arki thiyin pheri Nalini miss. chorilai St. mary's ma halya raicha..khub dhak launu parthyo.."meri chori ta yesti meri chori ta usti" bhanera". Nepali mahendara mala padhauthin..jaslai pani yeuta na yeuta nam dinuparthyo..kasaiko nam, chuchundre, kasaiko nam boka, kasaiko nam firozkhan ( Firoz) ta kasaiko nam papadi ( babara), kasaiko nam Ghantauke ( Anil , handi gaunko) ta kasaiko nam Runche maiya. Runche maiya ko bel sanga biha gareko bholi palta school aathin, sabaile jisakaye bel sanga biha gareko bhanera, ketaketi na ho...u runa thali dinbhari royeko royei..tesko nam runche maiya..ratna parkma tiraura ko pasal thiyo..tyo kuni ke bhojanalaya nira..pachi pani bheteko thiye..chwak bah thi..mori ..
pheri nam matrai rakhne hora..classma bolaune nam nai tehi namle bolaune..mero chahi nam jasta ko tastai..noname nickname..ma chai sojho bha bhera..hehe
arko thiyo pheri 'jinjhin chak, sukya chak' sir..nam chahi Sushil ho kyare..naramro sanga bangiyera hidne bha bhyrea 'bange' pani bhanthe teslai..masino bha bhera "Phiste" sir pani bhanthe..hamile chodne belama arko aathyo pheri badmash baburam sir..HVMko scout teacher.. batariyeko junga rakhtyo..tesko jungako nam "barha baje Junga" re..hami whakryang khelthyau, class bhitrai bhal banaathyo..class bhitrai whakryang ra kauda hanthayau..tyo Bijay khadka lai Deep daile pani chineko hola..Badriko pasal agadiko.tesle lyauthyo kauda chai..Baburam le samtthyo hamilai..yekchoti ta kauda khelda kheldai samtyo..kya babal..Sabitri missko Betko lauro nadekheko deheri bhathyo..tyo bet ko lamo sirkanalai pheri sajayera daraj bhitra rakhne hamro Sabitri singh..bela belama matrai nikalne..kya..
tyo deep daile bhaneko tink dhoka bahira patti, Debeko ghar jane sano dhoka nira chahi itta le chayeko thiyo..bhitra ta thiyena..hamro misslai side hanna aaune haruko line tya dhoka bahira..jiskaunalai tyo ita chapya thauma budruk budruk uffridai bhitrako Miss ohordohor gareko herna khojda ladeko hunu parcha..hamro deep dai..kathai..tyo chapeko ittale kastari naramro sanga "aiyaaaaa" bhaneko thiyo hoina dai!!..
Ke kura garai bho ra biteko kura haru..yeso ti biteka dinlai samjhidai udash palharu katne jamarko matra ho kya. tesaile hola "past is precious ' bhaneko....hehe
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| jira |
Posted
on 01-Apr-03 11:50 AM
tyo HVM ko kura garda arko halka yaad ayo pheri....
ek pirate khali huna pa chaina chappal phukalera table tennis kheli halni..chappal lai byat banawuni panchai awula chirayera ( tyo pawuroti chappal yaad cha)..ball ni kasto maja lay tuku tuku woofriney. Auni khali pirate ma ajasu haru chai class lina awuni khelya dekheki..
bahira ka ketaharu pani hururu bhitra awunthey, titawurey maiya haruni dawudantheyi ayo ayo bhandai.. Ek deen ta aayo ayo bhandai class tira dawundida ta tyo kunni koon sir ho ( naam birsi) lay chyappai samai halyo pacchiltira bata kathalo..kunni tesko mood kharab recha ki ke ho..class bhitra ayera ta ek jana ko kathalo samatera...
tero bawu lay ghar ma bhat khayo bhaney ..khayo ..khayo bhanchas!
tero bawu office bata ayo bhaney..ye ..aayo ..aayo bhanchas bhandai kutna thalyo ba.. tyaspachi ta...
pheri khali pirate ma jhyaal jhyaal bata chyawuni ko ko halla gari ra cha bhanera..hami chai tyo dekheki ( pachi 10 class tir..auli dada bhayesi).....ekkai swore ma ..Jhyyyyaal bata chyawuni ko? ...."Chore" bhanthyown..auni lusukaa janthyo .
Dumbass lay nalini miss ko kura garda malai nilima yaad ayo..hami tyaslai lati miss bhnathyow..putpat garera bolthi...tyo sabitri lai chai hami nini bhanthyow...hamro ba ko didi baini koi ni chaina..wooslai chai nini bhannu parney..rees woothyo malai ta...jhan syabnini rey....paiint layera awunthi budhi...saaph choottai kha cha bela belan.....
Aru motta motta hostel ka miss haru lai chai "Lessu" (lesbian) bhanthe woo belama nai,,gai guin garthey..ho ki aailey ayera ali ali flash back awuncha.............keke
Purana kura haru ekkai choti okalum jasto lagcha.
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| DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) |
Posted
on 01-Apr-03 12:14 PM
Jira dai!! Nilam ra sabitri ta "lesbian" bhanne halla chaleko thiyo yektaka...tha cha..kura purano ho..tyo bela Lesbian bhaneko kasalai tha ..tehi bhayera did- bahini bha bhera usko bolaune nam chahi NINi...usle uslai nini bhathe..usle usle nini bhanthe..bujhi nasaknu kya...
Nilam chahi schoolma nai basthin..only weekendma matrai ghar jane..guccha tol tira kata ho..ani Sabitri dherai jaso school ma dekhinna thiyo..badmashi gare pachi chahi sadahi schoolma..kya..
hami Nilam lai Nini bhanthayau..ani sabitri chai principal..hera jira dai..Nini lati jasto dekhiyekoi matrai ho....tyo school chalnuma tyo nini ( nilam ) ko thulo hat matrai hoina khutta pani cha..
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| Deep |
Posted
on 01-Apr-03 12:35 PM
aba yo HVM bata niskim ek chhin lai hai ani sani gauchar jam...
tyo tarun bhanne lai chineko chha? football khelna aauthyo...nikkai janne huh bhanthyo ...jiradai le dhumbadai le chineko chha?
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| jira |
Posted
on 01-Apr-03 12:39 PM
tyo Tarun kina nachinnu, kamalpkhari ko Rai haina? Dai chai abhaya..boxer bhanthyo..phuchhey phucchey khalko...Tarun chai dada ni pheri,, tara football chai ramro khelni..hamro adda Tangal, gyaneswore ra gawucharan..Deep dai lai ni chinya cha rey kya ajha ....naam bhandeem!!
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| Deep |
Posted
on 01-Apr-03 12:46 PM
Ho la tyo tarun kamal pokhari ko ho...kumari hall nera ko...maile aghi nai kamal pokhari ko bhanam ki jasto lagya thyo tara feri jiradai le hawa ma chineko chha bhanla bhanera nalekheko...aba prasta bho...chineko re chha...
malai jiradai le chinna ta garhai chha....la heram ta sunam ta nam bhaneko....
huda huda aba ta jira dai le ra maile love garya keti pani eutai parli jasto chha....sabudane thiyi euti....fas time love parya...mero mattai fast time ho ki kyaho usanga...? dhanna bya gariyenchha tyo sanga ganthe!
;)
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| DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) |
Posted
on 01-Apr-03 01:30 PM
Jira manche herda kheri, kura sunda kheri matrai yesto ho hai...deadly chai aba deep daile bistari tha paudai jancha..hamro jira dailai ke bhanthaneko cha..hehe..
la jira dai bhandim ta hamro deep daiko nam..rajeev hoina..Malai yekchoti dhobichau bhanera email garne ...
hahaha !! jira daile hasaucha ..haha..
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| Deep |
Posted
on 01-Apr-03 01:57 PM
aba mero nam deep ho bhane pachhi feri ke aba arko nam ke bhanne? tyahi bata tha bhaihalyo ni jiradai le malai chineko chaina bhanera...ma ta aba 45 saal ko slc batch...jiradai ma bhanda kata kata jetho...ke chinchha malai...natra ta ye timi tyo deep bhai ho...timro tyo falano uncle ta mero sathi bhanihalthyo ni...
jira dai I com second year padhda ma bharkhar aath ma....ke kura garai bho ra...dhumba dai jira dai bhanda ni jetho ho?
:)
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| DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) |
Posted
on 01-Apr-03 02:02 PM
hoina...hami dui jana barabar...tara hami dui jana deep dai bhanda jetho chahi kunai halat ma hunassakdaina
tyo jirale icom- ucom ko kuura garda kheri ali ..dya bhayera josj ma lekheko ho..
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| dangggg |
Posted
on 01-Apr-03 09:23 PM
Hyallu daju haru,
Yaha HVM ko sabhanda sanu ta mo nau hola. jira dai 10 kachya ma huda mo 2-3 kachya ma thiye hola. BTW mo pani samogarcharan ko nau hu.
tyakka gauchar kai side ma cha mero ghar.
Jira dai,
I'm sorry about tht p2p convo hai. mo ta tapai lai aru nai bhanthanira ni. Tapai ho bhanera thaha payeko bhaye tyesto galti garne thina.
anyhoo. dherai raati bhaisakyo . sutnu paryo. bholi kura garumla.
ahilelai yetinai,
dangggg
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