| el paso |
Posted
on 01-Apr-03 05:28 PM
One day imma gonna to England to bigga hotel.
Inna morning i'mma go down to breakfast.
I tella waitress I want two pisses of toast.
She bring me only one piss.
I tella I want two piss.
She say go to toilet! I say you no understand, I wanna piss onna my plate.
She say you better not piss onna plate, you sonna ma bitch.
I dont know the lady, and she call me sonna ma bitch!
Later I go to bigga restaurant.
The waitress she bring me spoon and knife, but no fock.
I say I wanna fock.
She say everybody wanna fock.
I say you no understand, I wanna fock onna table.
She say you better not fock onna table you sonna ma bitch!
I go back to hotel, and no shits onna ma bed.
I call manager and tell him I wanna shit, he say go to toilet.
I say you no understand, I wanna shits onna bed.
He say you betta not shit onna bed you sonna ma bitch! I go to checkout,
the man say to me "Peace on you".
I say piss on you too, you sonna ma bitch, imma gonna back to italy
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