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| khimu | Posted
on 02-Apr-03 02:04 PM
please help me guys i need to write a letter to lawyer my unlce is already dead, and he left me his olny money but he donateded all his property my point is i need to transfer his money to my account but my uncles bank wants me to saw them that i am the one next-of-kin of his will. so i need to write a letter to lawyer so what am i gonna say to lawyer then he will make me improved letter for bank |
| DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) | Posted
on 02-Apr-03 02:17 PM
Tell your lawyer exact same thing u wrote above..good luck.. |
| Avi | Posted
on 02-Apr-03 02:22 PM
Sounds like the Nigerian scam. They need money, you need attention. |
| khimu | Posted
on 02-Apr-03 02:27 PM
thanks guys ,but what am i gonna write to lawyer because i never wrote any official letter before i dono how to start you know |
| khimu | Posted
on 02-Apr-03 02:28 PM
i need to write him right now before i get let |
| DHUMBASSE (DUMBASS) | Posted
on 02-Apr-03 02:32 PM
Sab bhanda mathi SHree lekha...age Uncleko nam thau khali rakha...and then type exactly as it is down here "my unlce is already dead, and he left me his olny money but he donateded all his property my point is i need to transfer his money to my account but my uncles bank wants me to saw them that i am the one next-of-kin of his will. " Good luck again |
| Avi | Posted
on 02-Apr-03 02:44 PM
Dumbass, I fell of laughing. |
| Harris | Posted
on 02-Apr-03 03:00 PM
heheheheheheheh eheheheheheh heheheheheheh ramailo thread raichha... good humor hehehehe - if I believe in those emails, I have more than 9 uncles who have left so much money in those banks waiting for me to claim...ehehehehe..... Does anybody write a formal letter to a lawyer? hehehe.. they are the ones who write official letters on your bahalf.. just make a phone call picking any nubmer from your yellow page. pet dukhyo yar... heheheh ehehehehe heheheh ehehehe |
| RI_boi | Posted
on 02-Apr-03 03:37 PM
hehheha....try readin it when yur high!!!! hahhahahha.............. |
| khimu | Posted
on 02-Apr-03 03:43 PM
you guys have no idea i post it for real but i did my self somehow if i have this money i swear i`m gonna built one public library in my village (Nepal, Bankey) ma. and something alse |
| Harris | Posted
on 02-Apr-03 04:02 PM
Okil lai kahile pani chiti nalekha... gayera bheta.. mukhle bhana... kura teti ho.. kahan kaslai lekhnu parchha usai le bhanchha..... ehehehehehe |
| Avi | Posted
on 02-Apr-03 04:03 PM
I think he is serious, guys. Okay Khimu, I will help you out. Follow this: Mr. Lawyer ......, LLC Subject: Transfer of money from my dead uncle's account to mine Dear sir, You might be delighted to know that my uncle recently died. My point is, he donated all the money to charity. I contacted his bank, Emmigrant Savings Bank, to transfer his money to my account. The bank manager says, according to his will (I don't know how he got my uncle's will), only his next of kin gets the money. Please let me know how to get this money.I need the money, I will give you a little bit. Don't ask me about his charity, I am confused myself. Love, Khimu jee (try saying it in one word). |
| GurL_Interrupted | Posted
on 02-Apr-03 04:17 PM
? U write Dear sir, ............................................................. ........................................ Love, Khimu jee ? Do u end your formal letter with Love? Hm...unless I was blind and deaf until now. And Unless it is a she lawyer, u are trying to impress or whatever :-D! Ooooh Lala! :-D! You end it with Sincerely or Sincerely yours or..... I don't think it's appropriate to write you must be delighted to know! I don't think you need to mention, I need the money. 'course the lawyer will know it, Khimu needs the money hence he needs his help or else why would he even bother to go to him! Good luck Khimu! |
| Avi | Posted
on 02-Apr-03 04:28 PM
Gurl_Interrupted high bha jasto chha. Angelina Jolie in 'Girl Interrupted' jasto. Are u actually buying what this guy is telling? Why do you have to write a formal letter to a lawyer, as Harris said. U just talk to your lawyer. What I wrote, was supposed to be funny, and it seems u did smiled a little. Dumbass version is much funnier, read above. |
| GurL_Interrupted | Posted
on 02-Apr-03 05:23 PM
Me high? Nah, can't be! :-D! Jolie was never high in G_I, or was she? Hm... 'course! now that I have already bought his idea...too late to step back! Mine was suppose to be funny as well! Seems, we have problem communicating and interpreting Here. Adios! |
| Shikhar | Posted
on 02-Apr-03 05:23 PM
DHUMBASSE: That was absolutely the funniest piece of writing I have seen in a long time. I had to acknowledge it. |
| khimu | Posted
on 02-Apr-03 05:42 PM
G-I is right sincerely aru ta badmass rahechhan |
| Eminem8 | Posted
on 02-Apr-03 07:57 PM
HAHAHAAAAAAHAAAAAAHHAAAA So, what is the story here?? This dude wants his dead uncle's money, the money his uncle, according to his wil,l wanted donated to some charity. Being the sencere nephew as you are, would you not follow your uncle's 'will', and leave the money to some charity. I am sure the money will be used to make a library or something else equally as important, and in a place just like your village. So, my friend, take comfort in the though that the property was used for the better of mankind, nomatter where or by whom. And forget the money............ and go back to your job.........you lazy ass.......... and earn your own pay. Shady |
| YoUnGblOOdz | Posted
on 02-Apr-03 09:08 PM
gurl int.. timilai ma euta suggestion diun.. jasko name ko last word mu huncha.. uslai kahile pani ji add garera respect na garnu.. result.. khimu....ji.. respect di da di dai pani alik naramro sunincha.. YB |
| Avi | Posted
on 03-Apr-03 12:19 AM
Gurl, sometimes it's easier to accept, try it. Younglboodz, don't blame her. She didn't use the 'ji' behind. It was just referenced. |
| khimu | Posted
on 03-Apr-03 06:21 AM
hey Emimen that was cool to saying that "you lazzy ass" but i am not dude. i need that money because he wanted to have me he left it in my name and i am not a eminem whaite guy rap re ! i like him but he talks only killing and mordering and YB kina ni mu ko pachhadi ji lagdaina ? anyway i already cantact the lawyer he said, it will take 6/7 days |
| rajunpl | Posted
on 03-Apr-03 06:28 AM
Khimu, you need rusty ahem ahem . cometh rusty where are thou..? |
| Harris | Posted
on 03-Apr-03 07:47 AM
Khimuji, Hajoorle okil pani bhetai saknu bhayechha. Hajoor ko kaka le tannai paisa chhodera janu bha'raichha... Aba hajoorlai aputali parera malamal bhaye pachhi hamle hajoor lai khime muji bhanna bhayena KHIMUJI nai bhanna paryo. Pravooko lila aparampar chha.. hajoor lai koti koti badhai chha. Kura ke bhane.. dhan dekhe pachhi mahadevko trinetra bhanchhan. Banke ma gayera library banla nabanla.... library banaune paisa thekdar ra engineer le kati chapkaulan..library banayera pani tes bata pratyakchha sanman paiyela napaiyela. Akhir jahan base pani jasari help gare pani nepali community lai nai help garne ho.... Hamro sajha/gbnc pani nepali community service mai lageko chha...Tesaile hajoor ko man pani badne..tapainko san pani badhne.. sajha ko san pani khusi hune euta request tapainlai.. Kamti ma ek barshako host garne paisa san ji ko pay-pal ma pani transfer gardinu bhaye kalyan hune thiyo... dherai lagdaina..hajoorle $100 per month ka darle barsha ko $1200 matra lagchha (+/- san sangai kura gari baksela). Hajoor ko dan-shilatako sanman gardai gorkhapatrako sambedana chhapeko bhanda thulo achher ma tapainko photo pani sajha ma rakhna hami raji chhaun. Sasto host khojdai biralo le chhaura sareko jasto mahina mahinama san le sajha site yeta ra uta dulaune jhanjhat bata mukta hunechha... bela bela ma chat ma chhirna napayeko pida bata hami pani mukta hunechhaun... ahile tapainlai ullu banaune hutityaun haru sabaile hajoor ko jaya gaune thiye... KHIMUJI ko jaya hos! Library banauna ra tesko herchah garne manchhe chahiye sewa garne mauka dinu hola mero tring-tring: 1-900-HARISCHANDRA bijuli patra pathaune: harris@sajha.com |
| dangggg | Posted
on 03-Apr-03 08:09 AM
lol@ young dude. hasayoooooooo. maule ta ekchin bujhdai nabuhira kina khimu lai ji nabhanu bhanera. I think it will be easy if we get rid of 'khi' from his name and start calling him only 'mu'. Ani tyespachi mu ko pachadi ji hal;e bhaihalyo ni. dangggg |
| khimu | Posted
on 03-Apr-03 09:14 AM
what was so funny danggg |
| dangggg | Posted
on 03-Apr-03 10:21 AM
khiMU JI, you didn't get it?!?!? hareyyyyyyyy |