Any wimp can quit smoking, but it takes a man to face cancer. Author name unknown Hey, I'm building a new driveway, and I need the tar! Shana E. Higgins My dog wouldn't recognize me by smell anymore. Joan Cox Danzansky I can't quit smoking because I have not tried every brand of cigarette available. I am almost done with all American cigarettes and just bought my first pack from Spain. Rosemarie Ambs I thought it was second hand smoke that killed you??? Angela S. Enslin I am trying to develop a believable, hacking cough so the boss will buy the story when I choose to call in "sick". I need to smoke when I take the dog out for his walk and potty. Otherwise I am just standing there watching. Now that tattoos, body piercing, hard rock, punk fashion and Harley's have all become mainstream, smoking is the only way to get people to notice that I am rebelling. If I quit I will have to sit with the dorks during lunch. Deborah Minnetonka, MN. The car CAME with ashtrays for a REASON!! I smoke to help digest dinner and if I didn't smoke, I would keep eating until I EXPLODE!! I haven't really planned for my retirement so the only way to provide for my family is with a huge tobacco settlement. It's part of my personal style to speak with either a cigarette or a drink in my hand and if I give up smoking or drinking, I will be struck mute. Frank Palmer It's a family tradition. Who likes white teeth?? It's a great people repellent. There is some clean air left out there. If I keep smoking the Doctor's won't get lonesome. Adonis Montgomery I'm lobbying for my right to smoke in elevators... non-smokers are the healthy ones, so let them take the stairs! It took me years to find a brand who's pack matches my eyes All my friends do it, and since I was busy when they all jumped off the bridge, I need some way to feel included