Another one

And if Blond ever become the lawer... Q: What is your date of birth? A: July fifteenth. Q: What year? A: Every year. Q: This myasthenia gravis - does it affect your memory at all? A: Yes. Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory? A: I forget. Q: You forget. Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten? Q: All your responses must be oral, okay? What school did you go to? A: Oral. Q: How old is your son - the one living with you. A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which. Q: How long has he lived with you? A: Forty-five years. Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning? A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?" Q: And why did that upset you? A: My name is Susan. Q: Sir, what is your IQ? A: Well, I can see pretty well, I think. Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo occult? A: We both do. Q: Voodoo? A: We do. Q: You do? A: Yes, voodoo. Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning? Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he? Q: Were you present when your picture was taken? Q: Was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war? Q: Did he kill you? Q: How far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision? Q: You were there until the time you left, is that true? Q: How many times have you committed suicide? Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? A: Yes. Q: And what were you doing at that time? Q: She had three children, right? A: Yes. Q: How many were boys? A: None. Q: Were there any girls? Q: You say the stairs went down to the basement? A: Yes. Q: And these stairs, did they go up also? Q: Mr. Slattery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you? A: I went to Europe, sir. Q: And you took your new wife? Q: How was your first marriage terminated? A: By death. Q: And by whose death was it terminated? Q: Can you describe the individual? A: He was about medium height and had a beard. Q: Was this a male, or a female? Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time? A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy.

Nice ones...funny

hahahaha funny questions..... Must be in a court.

A man joined a big Multi National Company as a trainee..... On his first day, he dialed the kitchen and shouted into the phone: "Get me a cup of coffee, quickly!" The voice from the other side responded: "You fool; you've dialed the wrong extension! Do you know who you're talking to?" "No" replied the trainee. "It's the Managing Director of the company, you idiot!" The trainee shouted back: "And do you know who YOU are talking to,you IDIOT?" "No!" replied the Managing Director angrily. "Thank God!" replied the trainee and put down the phone

Great Reasons To Be A Guy... 1. Phone Conversations are over in 30 seconds flat 2. A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase 3. If you are 34 and single, nobody notices 4. Your underwear is $13 for a three-pack 5. Everything on your face stays its original color 6. Gray hair and wrinkles only add character 7. Your pals will never trap you with: "So, notice anything different?" 8. You don't have to shave below your neck 9. The same hairstyle lasts for years 10. Car mechanics tell you the truth

I agree November..Specially liked the 10th reason :)

HAHAHAHA! I cann't stop laughing. My coworkers might think I am goin crazy! You guys made my day: Oct the 13th !!! hahaha!

I want to read more Sardar jokes. Please!!

The sergent put his troops through a fancy drill, at the end of which they lined up three rows deep. Walking down the line, the sergent stopped in front of each soldier, whacked him on the chest with his baton, and barked, "Did that hurt, soldier?" "No, sir!" each replied. "Why not?" yelled the sergent. "Because I'm a United States Marine, sir!" came the reply. Continuing on, the sergent saw a huge penis sticking out of the line and proceeded to whack it with his baton."Did that hurt, soldier?" he boomed. "No, sir," answered the private. "And why not?" "Because it belongs to the guy behind me, sir!"

This is a list of rules that guys wished women knew... 1. Don't make us guess. 2. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. 3. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it. 4. He's never thinking about "The Relationship." 5. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every other cat. 6. Dogs are better than cats. 7. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be. 8. Shopping is not everybody's idea of a good time. 9. Anything you wear is fine. Really. 10. You have enough clothes. 11. You have too many shoes. 12. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it. 13. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work. 14. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar. 15. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers. 16. Nothing says 'I love you' like sex in the morning. 17. Check your oil. 18. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. 19. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we. 20. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 21. Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes. 22. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable answers. 23. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived. 24. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. 25. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are? 26. Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.

Here u go..