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Dear Mr. Bill Gates,
Subject :
Problems with the Computers
We have bought a computer for our home and we
have found some problems, which I want to bring to your attention. The problems are:
1) There is a button ‘Start’ but
there is no ‘Stop’ button. We request you to check this.
2) We find there is ‘Run’ in the
menu. One of my friends clicked ‘Run’ he ran up to Amritsar! So, we request you
to change that to ‘Sit’, so that we can click that by sitting.
3) One doubt is whether any
‘Re-scooter’ is available in system? I find only ‘Re-cycle’, but I own a scooter
at my home.
4) There is ‘Find’ button but it
is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot trace the
key with this ‘Find’ button, but were unable to trace. Please rectify this
problem.
5) My child learnt ‘Microsoft
Word’ now he wants to learn ‘Microsoft Sentence’, so when you will provide
that?
6) I brought computer, CPU,
mouse and keyboard, but there is only one icon, which shows ‘My Computer’: when
you will provide the remaining items?
7) It is surprising that windows
says ‘My Pictures’ but there is not even a single photo of mine. So when will
you keep my photo in that.
8 ) There is ‘MICROSOFT OFFICE’
what about ‘MICROSOFT HOME’ since I use the PC at home only.
9) You provided ‘My Recent
Documents’. When you will provide ‘My Past Documents’?
10) You provide ‘My Network
Places’. For God shake please do not provide ‘My Secret Places’. I do not want
to let my wife know where I go after my office hours.
Regards,
Banta
