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Posted on 12-08-04 10:36 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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This year san dai is hosting a award for Sajha members

Catogary are

Best Writer
Best Political member
Best Food and Beverage member
Best Science Member
Best resident member
Best Remix member
Best Hahu Member
Best nonsense member
Best bold member
Best Missionary Member
Best sarcastic member
Best Old member
Best new commer
Best sexy member
Best imaginary member
Best vedic member
Best relation member
Best Long distance member

Guys dont forget to vote hai....if u have any other catogary which is not coming out of my pot head
 
Posted on 12-10-04 5:10 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Lol... the stroy should be something like

MoneyMinded bro "tries" to rape a heroine. Before he could succeed, sajha cops nab him and throw him in the sajha jail. During his sentence, he realizes he made a huge mistake. (ending ma MM has to turn good). So he choses a path to redemption. When he learns that the heroine he was trying to rape is in trouble, our MM bro breaks the jail and comes to rescue the girl from evil panja of Poonte dai, who's the main villain of the Movie... he unites with Oys, the hero, and kicks Poonte's butt... hehe...

Poonte dai, hehe, what you gonna do with that tel? Kapal bhayepo tel laaunu hehe... aba bheja-fry gare matrai ho tyo tel ma :P
 
Posted on 12-10-04 12:57 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Mula Kalanki...mero budho haddi lai dhulo pitho banaune story TURNED DOWN! eheheh

Kesh tel...tesaile ta bhandai chhu ta...KESH TEL hoina...KHAPPAR MASSAGE TEL! But then again, heroine bvhagaune role payen bhane, dont worry...ekkasi bururururururu kapaal umarera dekhai dinchhu! ;)

Arule godnai pardaina yaar malai...asti simmyaa thyasni ufrandai hindya...bharyang baata gwarlaam gurlum paltera agaadi aagan ma aafu ta sinittai!

Ekchhin ta uthna pani kaal le thichya jasto...yesso daraiii daraiii chhadne najar le paitala tira herya ta....

Meri basssssssssssaaaaaaaaiiiii!!!!!! Haalsaalai byayeki sutkeri gaai ko dudh ko thun haru jasto sunnera khutta ka aunla haru ta...

Baisaakhi tekera hiddai chhu...hoshiyaar...dherai nihu khoje handimla tei baisaakhi le! ehehe
 
Posted on 06-12-05 10:23 PM     Reply [Subscribe]
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was just digging through some threads..so Poonte jyu DABAR AMLA KESH tel layera ali ali kapal umryo ta? ani tyo khuskeko haddi jodiyo ki jodiyena? lol.
 
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dabar chawanprash ho prize........naaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnnnnnn...mujhe bachaaaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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हस्पपी बेटी, तुझे बचाने वालें कोई नहिं रहा अब। लो, ये चवन प्रास खाले, और तुम पहेलवान बन जाओगि। फिर अप्ने अप्को बचा लोगि। ये हुई न बात!
 
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हैन, यो पून्टेले कहिले देखि हिन्दी बोल्न पनि सिकेछ? पहिले त साह्रै 'ब्रोकन्' हिन्दी बोल्थ्यो, अब त पून्टे पनि लाहुरे भएर रेलगाडिमा ईण्डिया घुम्न थाल्यो कि क्या हो? लौ, हस्पप्पी जी लाइ त मै बचाई लिउँला नि, तुम्हारा च्यवनप्राश आफैंसँग रखो।
 
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कपाल त प्याट् उम्र्या होईन नि, DCGIRL नानी!

एउटाले त अदुवा दल्नु भन्यो। ठ्याक्कै एक साता पिछाडी, खप्पराँ बुरुरुरुरु कपाल उम्र्या झैं लाग्यो। दंग पर्दै दौडेर ऐना हेर्न गाऽको त?ए मेरिबास्सै! के को कपाल हुन्थ्यो? लटरम्मै अदुवाको जरा उम्?रेछ! मरि जाम्, ल!

अर्को ले फेरि, कागती दल्नु रे! त्यै रात सपनामा खप्पर भरि गोलो गोलो कागतीका टुटुल्का उठ्या देख्या! भोलीपल्ट देखुन्, कागती निचोर्न त परै जाओस्, अमिलो सम्झँदै सातो जाने! धोबिनीको च्यात्त्याऽऽऽ पेटिकोट कै कस्सम!

कसैले फेरि, गोबर दल्नु भन्छन्। अब, यो अम्?रिकामा गाईको गोबर काँ बाट पाई? आफ्नै गोबर दलम् भने, हिजो दिउँसो हुसुर्?या भात र बेलुकी घिच्या म: म: गन्हाएर बबाल होला भन्ने पिर! फेरि, आफ्नै गोबर दल्नी हो भने त, मल मात्र भएर पुग्ला त? दिनको दुई पटक सु सु ले जल पनि दिनु पर्दैन? मुन्तिरबाट पाईप लाएर मास्तिर सम्म पुर्?याउन अर्को टेन्सन, फेरि!

भो! चिल्लै खप्पर जाती! हजामले नि discount दिन्छ। Shampoo, gel, तेल को नि खर्च बच्ने। बुढीलाई नि फेरि, ?Bald and Beautiful? र ?Bald is sexy? भनेर रट्न लाई राऽछु हेरेक बिहान मेरो पुजा सकेसि।

अब, त्यो बुढो हड्डीको त कुरै अर्को। खुस्किन नि गाह्रो, खुसकेसि जोडिन झन् गाह्रो! चाईनिज मैंयाले मालिस गर्दिंदा गर्दिंदा गर्दिंदा, बल्ल ठीक भो। ठीक त भो, तर ठीक नभाऽको बहाना गरि राऽ छु?मैंयाको हाते मालिस पाउन खूब आनन्द आउँछ क्या! Ssssssssssssshhhhhhhh! कसैलाई नभनेस नि, फेरि! ;)

लु, नानी, अर्को पाली चईं कुप्रेको धाड, खुस्केको दाँत, र लत्रेको लिंगको कथा बोकेर आम्ला। अहिले लाई जान परो?सुईईईईईईईईईईईई?मालिस ट्याम्! या हुऽऽऽऽऽऽऽऽऽऽऽऽऽ!!!!

 
Posted on 06-13-05 7:15 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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वर्ल्ड म्याप क्यों ट्याऊँ ट्याऊँ कर्ता है? हस्पपीको स्ल्याप खान्छ, अनि थाऽ पाई लि जान्छ फिर! रिस् उठाता है बहुत! लेकिन माया भि लग्ता हे। अब के कर्ता हे हम? दोधार मे पार्ता हे। fair नहि हुवा!

चलो, खाई दि जान्छु फिर १२ चम्चे चवन प्रास्! कनेर बल निकालता हुँ उस्के बाद। फिर टट्टी पो आता हे कि? कित्ना टेनसन्!
 
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बल्?ल आईगयो हमार पुन्�टे बौआ अपन असलि औकात पर ;))))
के भन्?ता है पुनु बिटवा ??
तोहार रँईल चाचा
 
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I will vote "Cool Keta" for "BEEST REMIX MEMBER" for his tireless effort to rock SAJHA with providing links to REMIXES no matter if the SAJHAITES wanted to listen to those REMIXES or not.
 
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हत, मर्नेगरी हँसाए पुन्टे दाईले। पूरा फ्रेस भैयो यो थ्रेड पढेपछि। फेरी पढ्छु एकताल।
 
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hahah...sabai sutisake, hasda hasda aru uthlan bhanne katro pir. aba poonte jyo bald and beautiful both, photo pani herna paaiyo, anuhar dekhe pachi lokpriyata jhan badne hola, ani poonte jyu, kahile acting ko barema sochnu bhako cha?
 
Posted on 06-14-05 9:31 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Best sexy member
GUY - I'll have to go with my homeboy NEPALIBALLER. Damn have you guys seen him.....
GIRL - I'll have to hand it to SHEFALI no questions asked..........

Best Old member - U_Day bro and my buddie Oys Chill..........oops how could I forget my buddie DANGGGGG LANGGGG FANGGGG

Best sarcastic member - who could be better then Poonte/Anil dai........

Best Writer -I would have to say DEEP bro, even though he does not write asmuch as he used to. I still love his work.

Best Remix member - if you are talking about REMIX of songs I'll have to vote the one and only HANGU LAMA bro.......

Peace Out.......................
 
Posted on 06-14-05 11:40 AM     Reply [Subscribe]
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Saag nimothya Gajar Poonte, [Aba kapal chhaina, ani saag nimothya bhanna parena ta? ani jalle ni mula mula bhanni bichara gajar chillai, maile chanas diye lajjaa..]

Jalle je bhanyo tyai dalera aauchha ta kapal, sajha ma bhanna mildaina ra po ta nabhaye ma sanga patent garne idea chha...kapal aauchha aaudaina ta yassai bhanna
sakdina tara idea patent garne khalko chha....

you know ek choti euta le fren sanga gunaso pokhechha phone ma , "yar mero kukkur ta khai ke bho ke bho..birami bho kei khadaina...relay haina solid bhok hadtal ma ga chha...suikela jasto bho ...ke garni hola, yar?"

fren le thapechha "mero kukkur lai ni thyakkai tyastai bha thyo..maile ta mattitel khwaidiye.."

Yata phone rakhera som le ni afno kukkur lai mattitel khwaidechha...kukkur ta niko hunu
kata kata chet bhe chha...

Dikka bhera feri tyai fren lai phone gare chha, "hya gajar (feri mula ko satta gajar lai chanas dya ke)...taile bhanya jasto garera kukkur lai mattitel deko ta chet bho ni kukkur ta...khattam..."
fren le feri thapechha "mero kukkur ni ta chet bho ni...mattidel dina hunna re chha...thah bho ni aba..."

Rekha, I am glad you like my writings.
 
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HOMEBOY re ? I thought you live in ROCKY MOUNTAIN, Rekha. Bolna paay bhandai ma je paayo tehi bolnay :0). And another thing, SHEFALI is getting married so you need to pick someone else. We don't..........well I don't like wasting nominations by picking up a soon to be married girl. That is a total waste. Unless there is a different category for THE BEST LOOKIN BUT ENGAGED GIRL. BTW, what is your opinion on LAXMI from last year ? Remember her? Suneko Anusaar TILKUMARI ra ALICIAA pani HOT Bhaachan re. And there is Model look a Like MUNA BHANDARI from Conneticut. Too much competition cha hai lady to category maa ta. Too bad, we are not allowed to post their pics because of strict Sajha Policy. Anywya, I haven't decided on who am I going to vote. Who knows?? MOOD chalyo bhaney TIMI lai nai VOTE gari diula. Ke ko Pirr cha ra malai :-)
 
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how about: theesest member

i wonder who falls under that catagory. .sathi haru...mero naam chai liney hoina hai, bhande ko chu.
i wana giv some chance to my jouniors too....harek barsa theesest member ko arward lida lida wakka lage sakyo, tesali ley...i wana giv some chance to my sathi bhai too ;).

la....kasto lagyo mera bichar....

la..keta haru....TALI pita hai bees-sare
 
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अब्बे, चाचे रईयन! थोडा सा बेसी खायो क्या हो वो च्यवन प्रास? Diarhea लग्ते जस्तै बरबरा रहे हो! क्यो, भई? जरा Imodium ल्याईदिम? या वो WINE CORK घुसाईदिम उस दुलो मा? ईधर बक बक मत गर्नुस। फिर उधर चाची पोईला जाएगि! :p

हैन ए, दिपे! मेरो कुकूरलाई नि तेस्तई भाऽछ। मैले नि मट्टीतेल ख्वाईदिएं भने त्यो नि मर्ला त? टेस्ट गरम?

न्यू युजर, फेरि?हाँस्न त हाँस्ने हो?तर नमरम्, है! फरि बदला लिन भूत भएर हँसाउन आउलाऊ नि मलाई पनि! राईँला बा रायन ले त छेर्?यो छेर्?यो, आफूलाई नि छेर्न मन छैन! भूत भनेसि नभाऽ कपाल नि ठाऽऽऽऽऽडो हुन्छ!

DCGIRL नानी ले फेरि के के सोधेर ल्याउँछ। याक्टिङ्को बारे किन नसोच्नु? धेरै सोंच्या हो नि!

प-प-प-प-प-पाऽऽऽऽऽऽऽऽरु!!!!!!!!! भन्दै शारुख खानलाई हुत्त्याउन खोज्दै ऐश्वर्य राईको कपालमा झुन्डेर झण्डै मरेकै हो।

सुस्मिता सेन सँग त झन्, मुम्बाईको Marine Drive मा गीत गाउँदै नाचेकै हो।

Salma Hayek लाई पनि काखैमा च्यापेर Antonio Banderas को गोली छाती फुल्लाउँदै थापेकै हो।

ओ हो! Angela Jolie सँग को मज्जा को त कुरै नगरम्! आफैंलाई कता कता Brad Pitt जस्तै लागेर ऐना हेरम हेरम लाग्छ!

नेपाली हिरोईन हरुमा चईं, जमानामा मिनाक्षी आनन्द संग crush पर्?या। अहिले त मोटाएर सिफल को ओह्रालोबाट गुल्टेर मुनि धोबि खोलाको हिलोमा गाढिन पुगिछे। कठईईईईईई बरा! च च च च!

यो सबै भो सपनाको कुरो। अब, बिपनामा त झन् याक्टिङ् गर्दा गर्दा खप्पिस नि आफू त! प्रोफेस्सरलाई पेपर बुझाउन अबेर हुँदा नि याक्टिङ्, नेपालका छिमेकीहरुलाई अम्?रीकामा धेरै पैसा कमाछु भनेर नि याक्टिङ्, पार्टी-सार्टीबाट घर अबेर आउँदा बुढीको अघि नि याक्टिङ्, चाईनिज मैंयाले जत्ति मालिस गरेनि नपुगेको याक्टिङ्, कोई साथीको भर्खरै भित्राएको राम्री दुलही देखे नि ?भाउज्यू, भाउज्यू? लाउने याक्टिङ्?कति याक्टिङ्, कति याक्टिङ्! भनेर साध्य छैन।

अब त बुढेसकाल लाग्यो, नानी! याक्टिङ्-स्याक्टिङ् छोडेर Oscar कुरी राऽ छु। मरेनि दिंदैनन् भन्या! मरेसि तेई golden Oscar को रुप धारन गरेर तर्साउन आउनु पर्?या छ ति बज्ज्ये हरुलाई!

लु, धेरै बोलेछु क्यार?गर्धन फुल्लेर भ्यागुते हुन लाईं!

ट्वार ट्वार ट्वार ट्वार ट्वार?
 
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यो ट्?वार ट्?वार चँई याग्?टिङ नभे'र सँlचि नै हो के हो ?
रँlइला बा
 
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poontey ji aap abhitukk chawanprash khaejarahey...khawjrarahehey...bohot majjey me hein kyaan???? auuur bhi mangadooon?? especial prize zarihey???...mujhey to sirf dabur ki haajmoli chahieh wo bhi choti si pyari si acchhi si khattii or mithhi si...hum ko to bohothajam hoenge...par aap na hoiiiii to dabur ka Pudin Hara hein..ek goli aur pet ka dimaag saaf!!! tring ton!!!
 



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