Vacancy Announcement, for girls only:

Post: My Girlfriend and possible wife
Qualifications: Age 19-25 preferred, Height 5 ft and above, Polite, Kind, Currently pursuing college education
Experiences: Cooking experience is a plus, nothing else required
Salary: Will pay with love and care
Benefits: will be with you in any (good or bad) situation
Email me with your information (eg. where in the states/nepal you are, what you are doing, age, height, interests, etc)
About me: I'm a young man of 26, graduated with bachelor's degree in software engineering, working for a software company as webpage and online apps designer. I'm 6 ft tall, good looking athletic person with respect for all. More questions? Feel free to ask when you send email. You may attach your picture if you wish to get mine.

BOYS: you can ignore my post, I'm not into guys 

Thanks! 

lol @ violet, any luck on craigslist yet?

 Bichara Jantarei ko add ko bheja bhayecha. Ani aaja 1 barsha anniversary of this thread ko upalakcha ma ya khushi yo khabar cha ta Jantarei?!

jantare bro,
*you r not a software professional
*heck, its not even your major in the first place
*u just graduated this semester
*u so dont look good at all
*u may be right about your height (but when you have an ugly face, ur height doesnot really help)
*when you eat burger and soda with ur "geek friends", you can never have a well built body
*you are stupid
*you may have a fair chance with violet7 and all you have to do to get her is to hang like a horse! good luck!

@28 amendment bro,  lol
कहिले काही पासो थाप्दा अनेकम तिकडम रच्नु पर्ने हुन्छ | 
खैर तपाइको straight to the heart  कुराहरु तिखा छन् तर एसको सम्भाव्यताहरु भने नकार्न सकिन्न |

 alright 28th amendment, you got me. i'm neither a software professional, nor do i eat burger and soda. i don't even know why i started this thread last year; probably to kill some time which i guess i did. and about how ugly i look and how stupid i am: you don't quite have the privilege to judge me, sir. if i really were to search for a companion, i would post the same thing again, but of course with correct information about me. 
i don't think i have any chance with violet; seems like she already found a good deal on craigslist

कसै कसैले कोमल ओली को "पोइल जना पाम" भन्ने गीत गाउन शुरु गरे हुन्छ जस्तो लाग्यो मलाई.. हाहाहा

Dude, I was being serious. You have way more chances of getting someone if you post on craigslist than in here. Just try it.

28th amendment = One that got away = Fat beast.
Now if you listen to a person like him, you are doomed. For life!

@violet, jantarei is indirectly asking your relationship status.
Kasto bujhera ni na bujheko jasto garya.. ha ha ha ha

bittertruth bro, those things i mentioned about jantare brother, ask jantare dai if any of the things i mentioned above is a lie and you will get your answer. ani jantare dai, abt judging u stupid, atleast Raj k. pandey was honest about his accomplishments!
violet7- thank you for going over my posts to dig my anonymous anonymnity( hope this makes sense). you saved me some time, creativity and critism.

ha ha ha raj kumar pandey..
that guy was creep

 who the heck is Raj Kumar Pandey? 
I knew 28th ammendment was smelling like fatte, thanks to violet for confirming. 

He was my class mate back in the days when we used to study together in Campion Academy 1994 batch. I was in commerce faculty , he was in humanity faculty. He really was weird, though didn't get chance to know more about him while in the college, just hi hello in the canteen. After a decade went by, I started to see his matrimonail requests on forum and sites everywhere. He basically spammed all of us with his repetitive requests virtually all over the internet. He made the comment on the forum that I used to moderate too. Then I believed something was not right about the guy. I don't think he has any male friends, let alone female friends. May be has some friends from his work but the way he was, I doubt it. If you read or hear something like that from him, don't get shocked. It's part of his ritual now. 
I doubt he would answer even if a lady responds to her request. 
I wish he be settled down soon. but when I remember his post, it makes me laugh :D