Anybody in Sajha from BRT?
I grew up in Biratnagar.

A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
"Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
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What did the blonde say when he opened the box of Cheerios?
"Oh, look! Doughnut seeds!"

Blonde Car Accident
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One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck.

The truck's driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car.

He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not leave the circle.

Furious, he went over to her car and slashed the tires.

The blonde started laughing.

This made the man angrier so he smashed her windshield.

This time the blonde laughed even harder.

Livid, the man broke all her windows and keyed her car.

The blonde is now laughing hysterically, so the truck driver asks her what's so funny.

The blonde giggles and replies, "When you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle three times!"

Hehehe Ritthe, Is it blonde or the Sardar?

Punte dai, The Truck Driver was Sardar.......hehehe

Where is everybody today?

aaja ta sabai haraye ta khai.....unko khojima dai ani nepal ko chora khai aaja? ani kahile kahi ta yaso guest visitors pani aauthe ni , kohi brt mamaghar bhanne, kohi sasurali...achel ta sabai gayab nai bhaye hau....

Sabai lai namaste mero ...

Oho aaj pani jokes ko dhamaka chaleko raichha yaha ta. Aru ramailo ramailo jokes sunaudai jaam hai, Rithhe ani Trans..

Manshree bhanjee
(aba mawali khalak pare pachhi bhanjee ta bhannu parne hola)
Ma ta yetai chhu. School le ali busy pari rakheko chha yo sem, bidhyarthi na pariyo. Tara Jati busy bhaye pani din ma 2-4 choti sajha na heri ta khakai pachdaina ke garnu Timi chai ke gardai chhau aajkal ?

Sorry guys... Aaja kaam ma ali byasta bhayeeyo... How are you all? La Biratnagar ko euta purako riddle...THAHA HUNE LE NA BHANNU........PLease

Euta Rookh ko Hanga ma kehi parewa baseka thiye, gham tapdai. :) Tini haroo madhye euta le yaso aafno tauko ghumaundai "Hami kati rahechhaun aaja" bhanyo...tyo bhanda
hanga ma sab bhanda pachhi baseko Parewa le.."Mero Agadi Dui Parewa chhan Bhanyo" Sabbhanda agadi bseko Parewa le pani "Mero Pachhadi dui Parewa chhan" Bhanyo... TA RA>>>> bicha ko le chahin "Mero agadi dui ra pachhadi pani dui parewa chhan bhanyo" TYo Bicha (middle) ko Parewa le kina tyaso bhanya hola...?

Hints:
1. KUnai Parewa Andho ya Kano Chhaina... Tyahan aroo kunai lukera basya parewa pani chhaina... Basically it's a number and psychological game(riddle).

Unko khojima dai,
ki ta bich ko parewa le jhuto bolyo ..
natra 5 wota parewa the tyaha. Agadi ko parewa le afu bhanda pachhadi ko 2 ta parewa matra dekhyo ani last ko le afno agadi ko 2 ta matra..

anyone from 1992 batch from st. josephs?

Kya Thaha Pako NKC.... Jhutai Boleko Ho....:)

La aba arko ...ali Dimag ra math ko Game...

Euta thauma euta gayee (Cow) Bandheko thiyo... Dori ko Lambai 10' Cow ko whole body 15' out of that Neck chahin 5' Head chahin 2'. Tyo Gayee (Cow) bhanda 57' ko duri ma
PARAL rakheko thiyo , tyo gayee le kasari tyo Rakheko paral Khayo Hola?


Hint... Dori Break garera khayeko hoina...

People from tintolya, do y'all remember "Baiju" ko pasal. He used to make awesome jilebis and pooris in the morning and samosas in the afternoon.

cowboys,
dherai din ma dekhiyo ni.....
nepal ko chora,
aha maile ta mamghar po paye ta US aayera....maiju pani hununchha ki mama matrai ho?

malai pani tha cha ..baiju ko pasal ta ...


maile ta 2 yrs back Brt jada khayeko.... its was so good

Yeah. Was in vacation. Manshree, I never got to know who you are. I know we went to the same school and you are 2053. I asked for some hints but never got em.

Cowboys...Manashree... timi haroo kura sunda depressive lagyo...Aafoo Pariyo 2033...timi haroo kura garchhau 2053.... :) Hisab anusar ta timiharoo janma pani bhako
thiyena jasto lagchha tyo bela... :( Budho bhayeeye chha...:)

Anyway, Hamro pala ma chahin sab bhanda chaleko... (1) Kalika Misthan Bhandar
(2) Milan Detaurant , ali badhi gaath khalti ma bhako bela (3) "Hotel Dobhan" ra Bazar Adda ko Traffic police station bata Himalaya Hall tira lagda Debre (Left )tira bata euta galli Campus tira janthyo...tyo galli ma chhirne bittikai Galli ko Debre Tira euta Bhatti Pasal thiyo tyahan ko Sekuwa ra Dudhiya (raksi) mithai lagthyo...:)

cowboys,
khai k hint diu ta aba? blue house ma thiye ma.....ani akhil lai ta chinchhau hola hai timile? usaiko batch ko ho ma....arniko pachhi COBASS gaye ani ktm ani aba yaha....

unko khojima dai,
aba kehi barsa pachhi cowboys ra ma pani sajha herda kasaile 2073 batch bhanchhan ani hamilai pani budha bhaiyechha bhanne lagchha hai....after all life yahi ta ho ni hai....dai , sanomamu le tapai ko name bhanyo bhane samjhisinchha hola hai? mero kahile kahi fon ma kura hunchha sanomamu sanga...

What a disgrace. Where are you BRTes?

Unko sir (khai kasko kasko) --tyo parewako gaf malai thah chha --

tyo bichako parewa le dhaateko ho byare --- agadi duita pachhadi duita parewa chhan bhanera-- badmas parewa!

;)