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(: Dedicated to Matrix's DEAREST FUG SIR:)
I found History...hehehehehe...:D...:D

:(.....OOPS Here is the link::
http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/history.htm
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Oppps sorry for makin u hurl !!!!

Mad Cow disease

fartman

Iggtttt I hate toilet humor....

''http://www.funnyjunk.com/pages/history.htm''
Hhehe this ?was foonyyyyy, im still laughinggggg :D thx..

The Professor's Wish
A grad student, a post-doc, and a professor are walking through a city park and they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke. The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one." "Me first! Me first!" says the grad student. "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat with a gorgeous woman who sunbathes topless." Poof! He's gone. "Me next! Me next!" says the post-doc. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with a professional hula dancer on one side and a Mai Tai on the other." Poof! He's gone. "You're next," the Genie says to the professor.

The professor says, "I want those guys back in the lab after lunch."



Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness that some things are really important, others not; and that the two kinds are most oddly jumbled in everyday affairs." Christopher Morley

:D...:D

Top Ten Reasons Why Intel Delayed Announcing the P5

10. Ad managers wanted time to think up a better name
for "MESI" cache coherency.

9. Hoped to outfox AMD this time by waiting for them to
release their 'P5' first.

8. Still trying to figure out how to mount a 3 foot high
cooling tower on a 2" square package.

7. Marketing's prediction that all of IBM's top executives
would be killed by space aliens, followed by IBM engineering's
insistence on a return to an Intel strategy, did not appear
to pan out.

6. Sales force needs to be retrained to sell a processor
that doesn't end in "86".

5. Can never seem to squeeze in enough byte enables.

4. Military insisted at the last minute on 8080 compatability
mode.

3. New "Break on stupid code" exception not popular with
programmers.

2. All those millions of dollars in processor R&D were
cutting into the CEO's Christmas bonus.

1. Needed to hire more lawyers first.

NEW VIRUS WARNING

If you receive an e-mail with a subject line of "Badtimes," delete it
immediately WITHOUT reading it. This is the most dangerous Email virus yet.

It will re-write your hard drive. Not only that, but it will scramble any
disks that are even close to your computer. It will recalibrates your
refrigerator's coolness setting so all your ice cream melts and milk curdles.
It will demagnetize the strips on all your credit cards, reprogram your
ATM access code, screw up the tracking on your VCR and use subspace field
harmonics to scratch any CDs you try to play.

It will give your ex-boy/girlfriend your new phone number. It will mix
antifreeze into your fish tank. It will drink all your beer and leave its
dirty socks on the coffee table when there's company coming over. It will
hide your car keys when you are late for work and interfere with your car
radio so that you hear only static while stuck in traffic.

Badtimes will make you fall in love with a hardened pedophile. It will give
you nightmares about circus midgets. It will replace your shampoo with Nair
and your Nair with Rogaine, all while dating your current boy/girlfriend
behind your back and billing their hotel rendezvous to your Visa card.

It will seduce your grandmother. It does not matter if she is dead, such is
the power of Badtimes, it reaches out beyond the grave to sully those things
we hold most dear.

Badtimes will give you Dutch Elm disease. It will leave the toilet seat up
and leave the hairdryer plugged in dangerously close to a full bathtub. It
will remove the forbidden tags from your mattresses and pillows,
and refill your skim milk with whole.

It is insidious and subtle. It is dangerous and terrifying to behold.

It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve.

These are just a few signs.

Be afraid. Be very, very afraid.

Grrrr create your own thread...hehe...

बल्ल पर्यो यो पुन्टे निर्माया म्याट्रिक्सको जालैमा!!!:P...hehehhehehe
झन पहिले नै दोहोरिमा डिस्टर्ब नगर भुनेर सम्झा'को, बेकारमा गालि खायो!!!! बिचरा!!!!....hehehehehe...:D
लौ है आफ्नै धागो खोल अब!!!...:)

Lau Matrix kho makuri jaal ma fasiyo aba!!;):P afnai dagho banau po bhaneche ba!! Dagho make garne machine deu na:P:P

Chup....

Makuri bhaye po jaal banaunchha...Metrix ta Aringaal ho aringaal...anuhar ma tokidela ra ani sunniyeko anuhaar liyera saat din school bata out hunu parla hai...belai ma hosh garam !! Pachhi pachhutaunu bhanda.....Hehehe..

:D

http://www.funnypop.com/html/Beat-The-Taxman.html

:D...बल्ल tax तिरेको आनन्द आयो!!!...:D

kohi kohi kasto phuchar lagekho....:P

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