Yo SB holics and others!
brothers from different mothers
been a long time since I was last there
but seriously do you even fu(kin' care
but now that I'dKILL is  here
why not try out your skills on some RIDDLES
but be aware
It won't get you any gold medals

LOL I know lame but anyways here you go:

You use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when I am dead. What am I?

P.S I'm bored so feel free to take guesses if you are too.

Probably a cycle has a break.

My question is

What is the difference between a Wife and a Television?